SESSION 8 - DAMAGE CONTROL, OR LACK THEREOF
Session 7 | Log | Quotes

Khonsu determines that Smenkharet has no childhood memories
"Maybe Darth Smenkharet took them!" - Mary
"Darth Smenkharet is totally what I'm going to call her from now on." - GM

"Bast has been fucking with Wadjet." - Keket
"Hot. ...Sorry, was that out loud?" - Horus

"I know fuck-all about death, I'm sorry. I'm like, totally life-oriented." - Weret

"So all I'm saying is, I'm a poor replacement for Isis in all ways. I haven't even slept with Shu!" - Weret

"But you would feel the urge to regurgitate stuff and chew on it some more." - Mike to Khnemu, re: taking on the characteristics of our animal parts

"She asked if there was someone I could spare, and I found Unut's follower." - Khnemu to GM, re: experiment with humans in the Land of the Dead

"They don't seem to want to go by the staff, so you could put it across the door..." - GM
"They'll have to limbo into the Land of the Dead!" - Mike

"I was trying to give you the news! I didn't want you to be out of the loop!" - Unut, re: Horus and Bast
"Please..." - Keket, re: noooo! go away!

<hands a ninja note back to John> - GM
<eyes get big> "Fuck!" - John

"Ok, I got some bad news for you." - Khnemu
"Yes." - Keket
"You may want to read this first." - GM to John, re: ninja note #2

"I thought you two were going raiding together?" - Khnemu to Keket
"The day got away from her." - Mike

"Is there anything I can do to help him heal faster?" - Khnemu, re: Anubis
"You could give him a sponge bath." - GM
"You know, he doesn't get enough blowjobs. If you really want to make him sit up and say howdy..." - Madeline
<pointing at quote sheet> - Bernie

"I can't believe you just said that she could rape the comatose guy!" - Mike
"We know Mary has a thing for coma victims." - Jeff
"Hey, Derek did, too!" - Mary

"I just want someone who's going to be able to ride the chariot without falling off!" - Khnemu, requesting a bodyguard
"Hey!" - Weret

"Does anyone want to volunteer for a raid where you may be at a significant disadvantage and attacked by all the Assyrian gods?" - Weret
<hand raised> - Unut

"If we suddenly decided that we didn't like, heaven forbid, Unut, we still wouldn't be very happy if a bunch of Assyrians teleported in and killed her." - Weret

"Sekhmet is the most puissant warrior they have. Why haven't we seen her for 110 years?!" - Shu
"I have a list of theories." - Madeline

"Well, admittedly there aren't lips..." - Madeline, re: Keket's head-giving abilities
"This has been a great session, I'm going to call it." - GM