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SESSION 6 - ASSAULT ON FORT GEB
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"Jeff is apparently not afraid of the murderous cheese dip."  - Dave
"Have you ever known me to be afraid of cheese?"  - Jeff 'cheese is good' Grant

"The urine odor decreases steadily to a Temple of 3, at which point there is no smell."  - Mike

"You realize now that there's no pretending that you're useless."  - Mary to Shu

"You're welcome to use my trump gallery if you want to call someone who cares."  - Bast to Unut

"Maybe she's not as good as she puts on."  - Bast, re: Keket
"Go on, say it, Bast—'She's certainly not as good in bed!'  Fuck yooou!" - Keket, ooc

"We used to talk about the Unicorn of Amber, the Serpent of Chaos, and the Penguin of the Abyss."  - Mike

Settling the Hebrews down
"Also, I'm going to find the most religious guy in the ones I got, and tell him if Yehweh comes around, I'd like to talk to him, you know, god to god.  He's welcome in my temple, I guarantee his safety."  - Weret

"Interesting!  Who'd've expected the kid to be any good!"  - Khnemu, re: Shu
"I certainly didn't."  - Sobek

"That's as good a place as any, if you don't mind Anubis seeing your dreams."  - Bast to Shu re: getting sleep away from Fort Geb

"Look around, because the nearest chamber pot may be behind you."  - John, re: restrictions on pissing in Khnemu's temple

"Time passes."  - GM
"I'm going to call Sobek."  - Weret
"During the time passing?"  - GM
"Yes."  - Weret
"He doesn't answer."  [[pauses]]  "Time passes."  - GM

"I feel strongly about not blaming children for the sins of their parents."  - Weret

"Three days later in Assyria—'Jesus Christ, what is up with these birds?!  It's like something out of Hitchcock!'"  - Mike, for the Assyrian gods

"Egyptian zombies would go, Heearts!  Heearts!"  - Dave

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