SESSION 4 - BEFORE THE STORM
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"Mary, I'm not sure I've ever thanked you for making my characters look normal."  - Mike
"Hey!"  - Mary
"Jeff, you too."  - Mike

"That's what life's about when you're an Amberite.  'I just got beat half to death—time to do jumping jacks!'"  - Bernie

"Shut up!  It's an aspect of my religion!"  - Weret, ooc, faux-angsty
"Don't you mock my little sister!  I'll kick your ass!"  - Khonsu, ooc
"We totally respect you, Weret!"  - Unut, ooc

So, who has Khnemu slept with?
"You've been so nice to me, Isis, so I'll sleep with your son."  - Madeline, for Horus
"Um, no on Horus."  - John

"Dreams, Prophecy, and Drugs."  - Madeline, re: Keket's domains
"And also, beating people's asses flat."  - Bernie

"Oh, and these slaves want to continue worshipping their own god...  Some guy named Yehweh."  - Keket
"Yehweh?  That's a stupid name."  - Weret

"We slipped into the Land of the Dead to have kinky sex!"  - Khonsu
"With the Tawaret suit!"  - Unut
"We can take turns being Tawaret!"  - Khonsu

"Yeah, I think I should probably do that sometime..."  - Harmakhis
"What, have sex in the Tawaret suit?"  - Madeline
"Look at my temple in the Land of the Dead, thank you very much."  - Harmakhis

"Khonsu is just called 'Flake'."  - Dave
"'The Traveller,' dammit!"  - Bernie

Figuring out what to do as they approach the Courts of Chaos
"We'll just go there, look out...  They probably have a place like our access to the Land of the Dead, with a guardian who might come out to kill us..."  - Khonsu
"This is totally why I don't date you anymore!"  - Keket, ooc

"I attacked Amber and do you know why?  Because I got high!  Because I got high!  Because I got high!"  - Khonsu, ooc

"I'll totally help him dry off.  Mmmm."  - Keket
"...Don't we have a funeral to go to?"  - Amun
"...Yeah."  - Keket, sighing