SESSION 3 - INTERROGATION
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"Such is the power of the scions of Amber—he gets a fucking skirt."  - Mike, re: Harmakhis shapechanged back to human

"I recommend a closed sarcophagus on this one..."  - Shu, re: Osiris

"I try it on.  What's it like?"  - Unut, re: Tawaret's skin
"It's icky!  Icky!"  - Bernie
"Not to you, it's not!  It'd be icky if you were sane..."  - GM

"Is this some sort of magic, or..."  - Unut
"Yes."  - Min

"Should we all be paranoid?"  - Unut
"Absolutely."  - Min

"The question is, if I ride halfway there and then he trumps me and flies the rest of the way, will he be able to then trump me and get me there."  - Weret
"You guys are all tools."  - GM

"We really need to get this prisoner interrogated.  She smells like chicken."  - Unut
"Keket flips out her tongue a couple times."  - Keket

"You find a coat of white feathers.  They are not, in fact, Maat feathers."  - GM
"Yes, Fiona killed and skinned the Unicorn and ate her heart!"  - Bernie

"There are also some feathers and scales—those are easier to identify."  - GM, re: Isis's stash of bits of the family

"Some of them want to be an Isis-is-dead suicide cult...  Those are mostly gone now."  - GM, re: the factioning of Isis's cult

"You know how it is—someone talks to someone, who talks to someone, who talks to me..."  - Khonsu
"Fortunately, all those people are me.  So it's pretty consistent."  - GM, re: what Khonsu's heard

"Harmakhis.  Are you who you say you are?"  - Keket
"They say I'm who I say I am."  - Harmakhis

"Khonsu—the god of ADD!"  - Damian
"That's why he likes Keket so much—she's the goddess of Ritalin."  - Mike

"I'm sure there's a little flip bar—number of days since a family accident:  1!"  - Bernie

"So I was hoping we could the past behind us and do what's best for Amber."  - Horus
"Hmm.  I am ever mindful of what's best for Amber."  - Weret
Horus totally thought that conversation went pretty well

"With Isis and Osiris dead, you're kind of the mystical lead in this family."  - Horus
"May Maat have mercy on us all."  - Weret

"He must be a god!  Only gods have sex this dirty!"  - Damian
"I think that should be written down, even though we have no idea where that came from."  - GM
Damian insists he said "sex this sturdy," but we know what we heard.

"It's humans, right?  Mortals?"  - Unut
"Yeah."  - Horus
"You could take a lot more than four, right?"  - Unut
"I should hope."  - Horus
"Someone's just fucking with you, dude."  - Unut

"But how would they find me?"  - Unut
"I suppose they could match up a description."  - Horus
"I doubt it."  - Unut

"Did you hear about the assassination attempt on Horus?  I'm interviewing the dead people now."  - Anubis

"So - you and Keket, huh?  What's that about?"  - Weret
"Eh, I dunno.  You know?"  - Amun

"At least I'm omnivorous."  - Khonsu

"It's always great when Jeff laughs like that during a session."  - Damian
"I'm just thinking about -4 Temple.  When your animals try to eat you..."  - GM