SESSION 0 - CHARACTER CREATION
Quotes | Session 1

"I have a poodle head!  You can whack me with a tennis racket!"  - Dave
"Man, if you had a poodle head..."  - GM

"The food is good, thus there is less conversation."  - Dave
"And, 'cuz all y'all eat slow."  - Mike
"Locust-boy!"  - Madeline

"So turnabout fair play would be for Bernie to murder your father."  - Mike to Madeline
"And then you can botch the coverup!"  - Damian to Mike

"And you said...  Death Bunny, am I right?"  - Mike to Mary, sorting character concepts

"I'm trying hard not to play a character who's an asshole this time."  - Mike

"You're all just jealous because my character gets more than yours."  - Mike
"True.  And my character's a hare."  - Mary

"Maybe a hammer on the wall next to each shrine, 'In case of emergency, break shrine'..."  - GM, re: Weret's temple

"Can you imagine Ammet and Min getting jiggy with it?"  - Bernie
"Oh god."  - GM

"I didn't say that Weret was a good person, I said she wasn't an asshole." - Mike

"The question is, was he the kind of guy who flirted with his younger sister?"  - Mike, re: Khonsu
"Sure, why not?"  - Bernie
"Whoohoo!  Incest is best—keep it in the family!  --Don't roll your eyes at me, missy!"  - Mike

"Is Unut actively homicidal? That wouldn't be a problem, but it would be good to know."  - GM
"Not actively homicidal... I guess, though I see her as actively enjoying the art of murder - maybe a little too much."  -Mary